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watching J. play Star Trek Online [08 Feb 2010|11:32pm]
Me: What is the point of this? Why are Klingons attacking? They're our friends! What the fuck is this? WHAT IS THAT THING? WHY ARE THEY USING TARGS TO ATTACK, THAT'S TOTALLY FUCKING FRUITY! WHY ARE THERE POTTED PLANTS ON THIS SPACE STATION? You phasered that guy and all he had was a bat'leth, that's not cricket! What the fuck, RAKTAJENO HEALS YOU? WHY DIDN'T IT HEAL JADZIA DAX, SHE WAS A FUCKING JUNKIE FOR THAT SHIT!

J.: Shut up I'm having fun. *pew pew pew*
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*smoof* [08 Feb 2010|11:50am]
[ music | ken leeeeeee tulibu dibu dowchu ]

I got woken up by a snoot in my ear.

Now I'm gonna need a nap later and that will throw me all out of whack.

She really is a nice little dog, despite all the chewing. She snugs up at my feet in bed and doesn't chase the cats except for Minnie, who comes up and asks for it because Minnie thinks she is UBER FIERCE. between the bitchy meowing and the puppy wah-wah-wah it can get hard to concentrate.

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[06 Feb 2010|11:31pm]
[ mood | hyper ]

Finished an urchin hat today, with some of [info]lyme's yarn. Pics are forthcoming.

J. bought a whole new desktop. It's spiffy, for a Dell. Of course now all the stuff from his desk has somehow moved to my desk so I have barely any room to even move my mouse. :P WHY DOES THE PRINTER HAVE TO LIVE ON MY SIDE? His desk is biggern' mine too. Fooey. :P

Sicilian slices and orange soda for dinner. Yum. *belch*

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"On Mars we never had dessert, but I've grown very fond of cookies!" [06 Feb 2010|02:14pm]
[ mood | nerdy ]

I hate Smallville. I've said that before.

But I watched the 2-hour thingy last night because I wanted to see the JSA and omg Michael Shanks as Hawkman. I'm a whore for the JSA, I admit it.

It was okay. Not great, because they didn't give the other JSA members enough airtime (wahhh I want more Alan Scott and Wildcat and Ma Hunkel) and the guy playing Icicle Jr. was so fugly and Chaka looking. But it was worth it because at the end...

...THEY FINALLY HAD MARTIAN MANHUNTER TALK ABOUT COOKIES!

J. and I both WHOOPED and I jumped off the couch and Lucy went right up into the air. MARTIAN MANHUNTER OREOS WOOOOOOO!



Also there was a throwaway line about the newMr. Terrific and I wanted that terrible Lois Lane chick to say something about t-balls but no such luck.

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itsa notsa bad itsa nicea place... [05 Feb 2010|09:03pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

Okay, I think every kid my age had the 45 of this song and used to play it just to annoy their parents. I remember sitting in my cousin Kiersten's room and playing this over and over until we couldn't breathe from laughing and her mother yelling up the stairs at us.



If someone did a remake of this, it would sell millions.

Like this:

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[05 Feb 2010|06:45pm]
Today is a crappy day.
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[04 Feb 2010|06:48pm]
DFATS has been in fine form today. Starting at 6:30 am he has been in and out of his house every hour or so, bellowing at something or other.

He scares Lucy. He came out when she was in the yard and she went and hid behind the shed until I came and got her.

I wish he would just drink himself into a coma.
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Writer's Block: Animal magnetism [04 Feb 2010|09:28am]

What animal best represents your inner spirit? If you had to wake up as an animal, which one would you choose, and why? Are your two answers the same? Why or why not?

Submitted By [info]crazyprotein


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...what.


I would be a slime mold. Why? Why the fuck not, that's why. I feel slime moldey today.
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[03 Feb 2010|03:31pm]
JZMandukane (3:28:08 PM): what you want written on you birthday cake?
CandiruLove (3:28:13 PM): SCHMUCK
JZMandukane (3:28:17 PM): lol
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Writer's Block: Roommate from Hell [03 Feb 2010|09:23am]

Have you ever had a nightmarish roommate? What made you incompatible? How did you eventually resolve your conflicts?


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My freshman roommate was going to be a Carmelite nun.

You can imagine how well that worked out for me.

She moved out after one semester.
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BWONN JARNO [03 Feb 2010|09:20am]
New icon stolen from [info]telemann.

Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy! Fuckin' ballgame! He went yardo on that one, on to fuckin' Lansdowne Street!
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Toys I wanted but never got [03 Feb 2010|09:14am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]





I was into frozen treats.

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Writer's Block: Will he or won't he? [02 Feb 2010|06:57am]

Do you believe the groundhog can accurately sense the approach of spring? Even if you don't buy it, are you happy when the little guy doesn't see his shadow?

Submitted By [info]crazyprotein


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It doesn't matter either way, because the mayor of Punxatawney just hauls the poor beast out of his burrow by the scruff and makes their own call whether he saw a shadow or not. Why can't they let him do it on his own schedule? Oh wait, then they wouldn't have a video bite for the morning news shows. Well, fuck me.



Boy, do I miss Buddy Hackett.
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Don't get me started...oh, too late. [31 Jan 2010|04:44pm]
Okay, today's Buzzword Pissing Siannan Off is...

AWARENESS.

Like, we were sitting in traffic behind a car with an "AUTISM AWARENESS" magnet on the back, and a "BREAST CANCER AWARENESS" commercial was on the radio.

HELLO I THINK WE ARE AWARE OF THESE THINGS. They exist. They are not good. We Do Not Want.

Fuck your magnetic ribbons, fuck your pink everything, fuck your "AWARENESS". People do not live under fucking rocks.

You know what I'm aware of? I'm aware that slapping magnets and stickers on your car and buying shit festooned with ribbons of various colors and going on little run-walks while wearing matching t-shirts DOES NOT ACTUALLY DO SHIT.

Finance some fucking research instead.
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[31 Jan 2010|02:52pm]
I bought 'em. I even wore them out of the store. They're a hoot to walk in, very squishy-rocky. I can tell I'm gonna be sore for awhile. They do interesting things to the calves.

Then we went to Best Buy and J. couldn't find a new computer he liked. Then Petco, then Trader Joes, then home. I am going to take a damn nap because last night was not very restful because my tummy is mad at me. :P Damn Chinese food, why must you be so delicious?
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[31 Jan 2010|07:35am]
[ mood | geeky ]

Ohhhh mami, NERD SHOES!

If they had a Chewbacca model I would be all over that shit. Or droids.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And by the way betch? FOCK YEW! [31 Jan 2010|07:25am]
[ mood | THESE SHOES RULE. ]
[ music | THESE SHOES SUCK. ]

Goooood morning my schmetterlings!

It is too damned cold in this house. I am loath to set up the upstairs space heater because Lucy is in a capricious way today. At least it's comfortable downstairs for the kitties.

I'm gonna get J. to take me to the mall today. I want new shoes. SHOES. LET'S GET SOME SHOES. LET'S GET SOME SHOES. OMG SHOES.

...have I mentioned how much I hate mall shopping AND shoe shopping? But I want to try those Skechers with the rocker soles. I love my Birkenstock Tatamis which are the same premise, but I don't have any closed-vamp styles and have I mentioned how cold it is? Because it is cold. And the wind is howling right up off the sound into this drafty cottage. Yesterday at [info]grundig666 and [info]yuygari's place for D&D I was just basking and luxuriating in their copious heat.

Speaking of which, my character inadvertently uh, created an overpowered psionic orc gestalt. Yeah. GO DWARVEN CLERIC GO.

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Writer's Block: Random acts [31 Jan 2010|06:04am]

What was your last random act of kindness? Do you believe in karma?

Submitted By [info]painkiller21


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Does stuffing money in the Red Cross jar at the bagelry yesterday count? And yes, I do.
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Writer's Block: Copy that [29 Jan 2010|04:40am]

How do you feel about human cloning? Do you think the long-term societal impact will be positive or negative? Why?

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Clone me some passenger pigeons and dodo birds first. We have enough fucking humans.
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